you son of a mumford
And that, kids, is Sass Master John Lennon
new doctor ladies and gents
what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.